Drea Talley is a Struggling Writer™ and Chaotic Good bard. The kind of bard that tells stories and sings, but doesn’t play an instrument, because she gave up on the piano, was never good at the flute, and the guitar hurt her fingers. She currently resides in an overgrown corner of the Pacific Northwest with the jomsviking she married and their tiny horde. Her essays, poetry, and short stories have appeared in various magazines and small publications, such as AHF Magazine, Manastash, and The SEAF Literary Anthology. She likes tea and tiny cakes, geekery, and snark.